“Why do you live on a titan snail?”

“Mom’s reading Byron, and Dad’s surfing.”

“Why would that witch Sally Juno leave me a present?”

“We just killed two-hundred people in a 737 to hit him. Is he dead?”

“In the Dreamlands,” the young man answered, “you’re more who you are.”

“What was it like for you?”

“Now kiss!”

“Your airship is akin to her captain,” Regina said, “squat and unkempt.”

It sniffed his palm, and the tweens exchanged looks.

I didn’t know men become women there.

We find where they wintered the fallout.

“I said I wanted your sex, Jack.”

Terry reached for the last can of Spam only to have a stray bullet shoot it off the shelf.

I’d told humanity to go to Hell.

“Sir, did the rebels agree to surrender?”

“Nice weather we’re having,” he joked.

“They’re getting away!”

Something is creeping in the warehouse.

“I and my powers predate anything blessed by Yahweh.”

The barkeep squinted at the constable amid a demolished tavern.

“It’s all of them, Sir.”