
Krazy Klown laughed maniacally as his armored ice cream truck was decorated with bullet holes beside its polka dots.
Hanging low and half out the open passenger door, Klarabelle aimed for Cannibal Joe’s machine-guning roadster behind them. “I’ve got it, Sweetie!”
The thick girl fired her pink bazooka, rainbow pigtails flapping in the wind. Paint and confetti splattered across Joe’s windshield, and the car veered off driving blind.
“Tailgater!”
Copyright © 2019 by Jason H. Abbott, All Rights Reserved.
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Clowns and their babes are a tough bunch. I just want to know how he drove wearing those shoes…
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Oversized pedals. ;-)
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Ice cream wars?
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And twisted car combat. ;-) I have a fondness for Mad Max movies, Car Wars, and Twisted Metal 2 on a 90s PlayStation.
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