The guard came running, hearing a shriek.

“She said I could be better…”

“Why do you live on a titan snail?”

“Mom’s reading Byron, and Dad’s surfing.”

“Why would that witch Sally Juno leave me a present?”

“We just killed two-hundred people in a 737 to hit him. Is he dead?”

“In the Dreamlands,” the young man answered, “you’re more who you are.”

“What was it like for you?”

“Now kiss!”