“I thought I was an ugly heifer, after,” she nods. “But with you…”
Heir
This was your father’s,” the old man says...
Jake and the Brassman
“Technically,” the bulbous bobby said, “I’m made of brass.”
The Bargain
I inherit Father’s boat, but I’m not the great fisherman he was.
He Was Right
The guard came running, hearing a shriek.
The Monster’s Lover
“She said I could be better…”
The View
“Why do you live on a titan snail?”
Sunblock and Suture Scars
“Mom’s reading Byron, and Dad’s surfing.”
Surprise
“Why would that witch Sally Juno leave me a present?”

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