Water Curse Time, Boss


Compiled microfictions from the 40th week of 2021. Follow me on Twitter, Facebook or Instagram for daily micros and more!

Copyright ยฉ by Jason H. Abbott, All Rights Reserved.

โ€œHow old?โ€ I ask. โ€œOlder than its star,โ€ she answers. Our ships dock above the tapered crescent: Its sun-facing side awash in clouds, ocean, and continents equivalent to a thousand Earths. โ€œA broken fragment,โ€ she continues, โ€œof a Dyson sphere or Niven ring.โ€ The eunuch accountant tries to bar the door. โ€œYour ten oโ€™clock, Sir! Corporate raiders with a hostile takeover!โ€ Boss Ceo rose, loading a precious bullet and eyeing his director gang. โ€œItโ€™s boom or bust time now, me droogs!โ€ The fray began. Mondays are murder. Surf pounds the shore. We watch water plume from underground caves as I draw my bowstring. Iโ€™ve developed a way to sing with them. My voice cannot match those of the giant alien sea worms, but my cello can. Iโ€™ve taught them Handel. Itโ€™s wonderful. Sheโ€™s middle-aged and smokinโ€™ hot. A diner waitress succubus in a low-cut dress and saddle shoes. โ€œSam, you Devil!โ€ she smiles. โ€œThe usual?โ€ I tip the horns. โ€œCoffee. No designer java jive, Toots!โ€ How am I going to protect her from an underworld bossโ€™ vendetta? He turns its antique crank. A young woman is surprised when her new experiment rings. She lifts its handset. โ€œIt works?โ€ โ€œUh, hi?โ€ he answers. โ€œI have yourโ€ฆ invention?โ€ โ€œWhoโ€” whenโ€” are you?โ€ โ€œMatt. 2021?โ€ โ€œPenny,โ€ she says through generations. โ€œ1909!โ€ โ€œYouโ€™ll need to wade ashore; I go no farther.โ€ The wizened old man hobbles into the water. โ€œHow long do I have?โ€ โ€œA day,โ€ the ferryman says, โ€œthen the islandโ€™s magic kills.โ€ The boy in an old manโ€™s robe touches the beach. โ€œSo much time to play, before eternity.โ€ Emma writhed in the moonlight. Clothes ripping, she grew and changedโ€ฆ into a blue 2004 Prius. โ€œDad, the family curse is we turn into freaking CARS?!โ€ A red Pontiac Firebird rolled up beside her. โ€œItโ€™s not a curse. I got hit by a molecular beam in โ€™84!โ€

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