“Oh no! A mermaid pirate!” the boatswain said.

“Mermaid pirate infers I’m a mermaid that chose to become a pirate. In fact, I’m a pirate turned into a mermaid!”

“A, pirate mermaid?”


“Well, you’re very cute.”

“Oh you!” she giggled. “Now give me yer gold!”

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