“Oh no! A mermaid pirate!” the boatswain said.
“Mermaid pirate infers I’m a mermaid that chose to become a pirate. In fact, I’m a pirate turned into a mermaid!”
“A, pirate mermaid?”
“Aye.”
“Well, you’re very cute.”
“Oh you!” she giggled. “Now give me yer gold!”
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