“I vill suck your blood!”
“You can’t even reach my neck,” she sighs.
He waves his fingers. “Vee-ooo! Vee-ooo! I’ve mesmerized you!”
“No, you haven’t.”
“I’m a vampire!”
“You’re a delusional goblin.”
“A VAMPIRE goblin!”
“You mean—”
“Yes! A Hemo-Goblin!”
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