Spewing rainbow vomit, Ted couldn’t decide if that or knowing where the unicorn sherbet had come from was worse.
“You’re disgusting!” he yelled between heaves.
“Neigh,” his roommate replied.
“Why put it in the freezer!?”
“Why eat it?” the unicorn asked.
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