The ogre charged.

“Can ham roll?” the wizard said. “Roll ham can!”

A can of ham rolled under the ogre’s next step. A trip and tremendous crash into a wall knocked him out cold.

The wizard addressed the shocked tavern. “What? It’s a simple cantrip spell.”

Copyright © by Jason H. Abbott, All Rights Reserved.

Discover more of my Aethereal Musings.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

Blog at

Up ↑

%d bloggers like this: