The ogre charged.
“Can ham roll?” the wizard said. “Roll ham can!”
A can of ham rolled under the ogre’s next step. A trip and tremendous crash into a wall knocked him out cold.
The wizard addressed the shocked tavern. “What? It’s a simple cantrip spell.”
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