Amended Appendage

“Okay. So I understand how the grizzly ripped your limbs off at the shoulders.”


“And that you were badass enough to kill it with your teeth…”


“So why surgically graft its forelimbs on as replacements?”

“In America, we have the right to bear arms.”

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  1. Ha – very good 🙂

    A great grey bear wearing a ushanka crashes through the window holding a rifle.

    “In Soviet Russia,” he growls, his jaws chewing the words, “we have right to arm Bears.”

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